And this new character did not bring a name with her either. I mean really, do I have to do all the work here?
Why do random characters pop into my head and don’t bring their backstory or plots with them?
I decided that since I had been having a hermit day and not breathed in any fresh air, I would go outside and toss the trash, then grab the mail. As I approach the dumpster I notice that someone is there. Upon getting within garbage tossing range, I realize it is a man, wearing a backpack, using a high powered flashlight while he roots through the garbage. Keeping eye contact, I tossed my stuff in in the opposite corner that he was looking in, and went back upstairs. This is the second dumpster diver I’ve seen in the last week. The first guy was actually in the dumpster. Can I just say how many people throw away their needles, capless, around this town? A lot. I am betting there are some in that dumpster. Good luck to you, random gentleman.
Who kills the bugs: Luke.
Who hogs the sheets: Lorelai. Luke still isn’t entirely sure what sheets are even for.
Who bottoms/tops/dom/sub: I so do not want to think about this.
Who hates mornings: Lorelai
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: Lorelai. If Luke had a morning coffee, he would have a mid-morning puke fest.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law: Luke. Lorelai would have loved Luke’s mom.
Who drives: Luke. His truck is misogynistic after all.
Who gets horny in awkward public places: Lorelai. Luke is really good about keeping that under control
Who had a scene phase: Neither. Scene didn’t come on the scene until they were well into adulthood.
Who wore braces: Lorelai
Who got bullied.: Neither
Who collects ceramic elephants.: Neither, but Lorelai does like naked monkey lamps